I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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