no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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