3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
so much tequila, so little girl.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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