Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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