I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
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ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
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He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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