Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
i think i just lost a toe
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
