It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
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how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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