It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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