You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
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That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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