Its about making memories worth repressing
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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