i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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