when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
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I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
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We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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