You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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