how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
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once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
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You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning