I'm lost and stupid without you.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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