Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Randomize
