just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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