i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
It's official drugs can't kill me
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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