I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
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theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
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This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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