Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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