I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Actions speak louder than pants.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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