I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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