That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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