Small penises have feelings too.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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