Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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