I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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