PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i came on her dog
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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