I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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