Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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