Is it because I queefed?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
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