At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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