So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
God, I missed his penis.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
