he wants to bone in the snuggie
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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