I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
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I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
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Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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