i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Randomize
