The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
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