No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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