We're like a lot better than the average bears
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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