I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i came on her dog
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
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Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
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You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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