But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
