I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
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Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
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I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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