Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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