do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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