Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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