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  • Submitted by getwhatuget on Sep 17, 10 at 11:57am

    next time stick it in her mouth and kill two birds with one stone

  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Sep 17, 10 at 1:21pm

    its not golf play thru the distractions

  • Submitted by Ibdl on Sep 17, 10 at 2:13pm

    What do you expect when you stick spears into walruses?

  • Submitted by Fantisigurl on Sep 18, 10 at 10:50pm

    She was probably crying at your lack of skills in the sex department.

  • Submitted by Polartank13 on Sep 17, 10 at 3:39pm

    How do you even know what a dying walrus sounds like?

  • Submitted by Rumpelstiltskin on Sep 17, 10 at 11:39am

    Man up! It's just a noise.

  • Submitted by Bloodknight on Sep 17, 10 at 10:30am

    And since when was the sound of a dying walrus no longer considered sexy? Looks like I need to get out more.

  • Submitted by CheezeDetector on Sep 18, 10 at 12:50am

    Aquaman ?? Is that you ??

  • Submitted by SALIA on Sep 17, 10 at 11:49pm

    Then you must f•ck like a dying walrus.

  • Submitted by rilesedge on Sep 17, 10 at 10:38am

    Someones gotta make sac interesting

  • Submitted by r3pti7ian on Sep 18, 10 at 2:02am

    If you see my ex again I hope you have a harpoon!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 10 at 10:13am

    Sac town!

  • Submitted by Le_Todd on Sep 17, 10 at 2:33pm

    If she wasn't an actual walrus, you sir, have failed.

  • Submitted by arekens_gf on Sep 17, 10 at 11:46am

    what a punk

  • Submitted by niceman on Sep 17, 10 at 9:38pm

    Just fucking give the bitch some fucking ambien, wait 15 minutes, then enjoy...

  • Submitted by marciemayhem on Mar 13, 11 at 12:19pm

    That's what her mouth is for. 69 that shit.