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  Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.

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• next time stick it in her mouth and kill two birds with one stone

  Submitted by getwhatuget on Sep 17, 10 at 11:57am

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  • this shit works like a charm

    Submitted by guitarmageddon on Sep 20, 10 at 7:16pm

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• its not golf play thru the distractions

  Submitted by ilovewhores on Sep 17, 10 at 1:21pm

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• What do you expect when you stick spears into walruses?

  Submitted by Ibdl on Sep 17, 10 at 2:13pm

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• She was probably crying at your lack of skills in the sex department.

  Submitted by Fantisigurl on Sep 18, 10 at 10:50pm

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• And since when was the sound of a dying walrus no longer considered sexy? Looks like I need to get out more.

  Submitted by Bloodknight on Sep 17, 10 at 10:30am

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• How do you even know what a dying walrus sounds like?

  Submitted by Polartank13 on Sep 17, 10 at 3:39pm

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• Man up! It's just a noise.

  Submitted by Rumpelstiltskin on Sep 17, 10 at 11:39am

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• Sac town!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 10 at 10:13am

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• Aquaman ?? Is that you ??

  Submitted by CheezeDetector on Sep 18, 10 at 12:50am

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• Then you must f•ck like a dying walrus.

  Submitted by SALIA on Sep 17, 10 at 11:49pm

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• Someones gotta make sac interesting

  Submitted by rilesedge on Sep 17, 10 at 10:38am

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• If you see my ex again I hope you have a harpoon!

  Submitted by r3pti7ian on Sep 18, 10 at 2:02am

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• If she wasn't an actual walrus, you sir, have failed. http://whatIdesiredtosay.wordpress.com

  Submitted by Le_Todd on Sep 17, 10 at 2:33pm

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• what a punk

  Submitted by arekens_gf on Sep 17, 10 at 11:46am

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• Just fucking give the bitch some fucking ambien, wait 15 minutes, then enjoy...

  Submitted by niceman on Sep 17, 10 at 9:38pm

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• That's what her mouth is for. 69 that shit.

  Submitted by marciemayhem on Mar 13, 11 at 12:19pm

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