Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
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next time stick it in her mouth and kill two birds with one stone
this shit works like a charm
its not golf play thru the distractions
What do you expect when you stick spears into walruses?
And since when was the sound of a dying walrus no longer considered sexy? Looks like I need to get out more.
She was probably crying at your lack of skills in the sex department.
How do you even know what a dying walrus sounds like?
Man up! It's just a noise.
Aquaman ?? Is that you ??
Then you must f•ck like a dying walrus.
Someones gotta make sac interesting
If you see my ex again I hope you have a harpoon!
what a punk
If she wasn't an actual walrus, you sir, have failed. http://whatIdesiredtosay.wordpress.com
Just fucking give the bitch some fucking ambien, wait 15 minutes, then enjoy...
That's what her mouth is for. 69 that shit.