There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I think people are normalizing furries
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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