It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
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I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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