You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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