Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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