I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Just puked most of my soul out..
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
