Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
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We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
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I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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