I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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