my shit smells like andre
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
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Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
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Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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