I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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